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Unconventional Techniques – Spinning Backfist, Superman Punch, and the Straight Blast

by Al Alvir

The martial arts are littered with conceptual techniques that are vigorously taught to people who follow format usually without ever testing against it.  Then those techniques are reinforced and mastered whether they’re made to fail or made to make their marks. 

Even if they work, how much do certain moves make sense in the big picture?

Within the amalgam of contrarian techniques, there are some unconventional moves that are regularly practiced along with foundational moves.  Spinning back kicks are learned along with sidekicks. Double hooks are learned when the hook itself is not learned.  Crosses are learned before straights.  Arm-bars are learned on every person’s first-day before a complete understanding of defensive positioning.  This is what seems to be what all mma gyms are becoming: places that just aim to keep it interesting even if individuals are not ready.  For every move that works, however, there’s a large group of people who cannot make it work.

Sure the spinning backfist is fun to practice with moves like the superman punch.  Hook kicks, too, can be more spectacular than front kicks.  And the Floyd Mayweather Jr. shoulder roll can be cute in the ring.  But these moves only have a semblance of practical use when they’re performed by fighters who have solid foundations and the experience of practicing those moves only after seeing a deficiency or opportunity in the practice and use of other moves.  In short, they have to set it up and not turn to it in desperation. They should not aim for luck (an oxymoron).  They have to know, in every way, that it is the right move with the right calculations of risk and reward.

The poverty of martial arts fundamentals also makes way for techniques that are outright nonsensical.  The number one most foolish type of technique is any of the litanies of techniques that resemble the “straight blast” (aka the “battle blast”).  It simply is the dumbest, most reprehensible move ever to be sold.  Yet it works.  It is also the precursor of the majority of knockouts in every combat sport.  There is evidence everywhere.  A friend of mine has been in well over 100 fights (including group brawls) and, according to him, every single one of his knockouts and wins came from someone “blasting” in on him (he was never knocked-out).  Watch amateur boxing contests.  Low-rung boxers.  Top-rung mma fighters.  Every bar brawl.  The one who runs in, runs into something and it’s “goodnight.”  If you are considering the straight blast to be a skilled practice of controlled advancement, the argument is that it includes forward momentum, lack of strategy, and zero off-hand defense.  It is, therefore, idiocy.  Not to throw punches while walking-in (and obviously, running-in) is one of the first things fighters learn in any boxing program. This is why top boxers virtually never throw two-fist combinations when they’re advancing by more than one step and slide.  The fundamental concept is that any move performed should be able to be halted roughly in place – not to put the body into momentum and not leaving the fighter in a position in which he cannot protect himself at all times.  More fighters have observably been knocked-out doing flying knees than being hit with them. This also goes for spinning backfists and superman punches that are extremely advanced and appropriate only for the elite fighters with highly dynamic skill sets.  Practice helps, too.

But many martial arts schools continue, on a daily basis, to teach sub-elite practitioners crazy moves that are easily countered with simple punches or takedowns – simply, the basics.  Boxing, for one art, is comprised of basics, pretty much exclusively.  It has the smallest finite fighting space out of all martial arts and arguably the most intensive strategy.  It is so intensive because it has a simple set of moves by which, at its best, there is no luck and there are infinite variables.  Since the days before the Marquess of Queensberry rules, there were an array of techniques that have been tested and done away with.  Turning the back had the spinner injured to the back of the head, jumping got the jumpers knocked-out, bending below the waist was akin to avoiding to fight, hitting with the ridge of the glove allowed for a perversion of expertise – there was no function – and the list goes on.

Muay Thai fighters used to hold their hands extremely high in a traditionally robotic stance exposing their mid-sections.  In Europe, however, they veered from that stance and stood in more traditional western boxing stances, clearly able to block high kicks and shoot elbows.  Thai fighters who stayed in that old style were getting beat by the naturalness and function of the westernized stances so much by the mid-90s that the obsolete hands high style is virtually extinct.  Now you see Thai trainers like Phil Nurse with successful camps of fighters who bob and weave and come out of the crouch more than any Thai man would ever have condoned decades ago. 

In the martial arts world, there continues to be throngs of people who believe in the vertical-fisted jab (thumb on top).  They believe it comes out faster and somehow produces just as much, if not more, effect.  But all evidence points to the contrary.  The larger muscles that are used when the jabbing hand rotates cause a greater transfer of energy and anatomically reaches more angles (see entry Fight Science, Not Sweet Science).  It seems minute, but all the brainwashed souls who teach the vertical fisted jab dwell on it so much that they seem to partake in wasting time to deny a hundred years of credibility and proof produced by the sport of boxing.  But who really gives a crap?  It’s still just a jab and it’s not knocking out anyone who’s worthy of fighting.

There is idiocy of all sorts in the fighting world.  There are moves that have little application.  Wide on-guard stances.  Extended arm blocks.  Cocking the punching hand at the waist.  Sometimes these moves manage to work.  But like the writers of Freakonomics assert, “correlation” is everywhere but the important thing is “causation.”  In short, if a bunch of fighters pull-off an idiot move, it doesn’t mean that idiot techniques are choice moves. Perhaps it is that any move works on idiots.

So if you don’t have the thrilling skill set of Cung Le or Anderson Silva, you might consider keeping it simple.  If not, even Daniel LaRusso can pull-off a crane kick once… once.

All Fighters – Psychology, Feeling-Out Process, and the Ultimate Fighter

by Al Alvir

The surge in popularity of mma is causing an influx of average people thinking they can be fighters only because they have the nerve to fight.  This is the exact naïveté that makes children believe they can do anything they put their minds to.  But fighters are cultivated from birth, not built from the audacity of “choice.”  The cliché goes “fighters are born, not made.”  The problem now is that there are countless semi-successes who are really just average guys, untalented, non-inundated, and who do not embody people with personal life experiences related to being fighters.  They are guys who fell into fighting or think bad tempers can be harnessed into those of prize fighters. 

So what makes a real fighter?  This is as academic as the notions of what makes real gangsters, or real ‘anythings,’ but there is a sound and valid moral to the question.  Will, or nerve, can make an everyday person shoot a few people and call himself a gangster.  The will to fight can impel anyone to challenge someone to a brawl.  Nerve can make anyone try anything.  A fighter, however, is only real if he has discipline.  Discipline is the essential trait to live a life of fighting, getting better, gaining knowledge, and not living a lie. 

There are dozens of brawlers in every neighborhood, almost all of whom could not be considered fighters in the sense of what’s “real.”  The idea of hyper, short tempered toughies who face-fight (an extra effort in showing up or intimidating someone during a stare-down) before they throw their flurries of all-out haymakers is laughable.  That’s what everyday people in fights do.  That wide-eyed anger is a lie sold to everyone as kids and carries into adulthood; people continue to believe that anger is what makes fighters, because it can be intimidating.  Most people, however, really don’t want to fight.  They may seek glory, or they may be genuinely angry when they fight, but they don’t want the challenge of seeing if they can win on the front of adversity.  On the contrary, these guys usually fight only if they believe they can win.  The majority of the time they want to save face and get it over with, hopefully on the violent side of winning.  But the strong effort average Joes put into mouthing off, face-fighting, and psyching-up themselves only to hurry their attacks are all by-products of the psychology of their anger and fear.  Real fighters fight despite their emotions (fear, anger), not because of it.  Such insecurity, fighting on emotion, is not what makes a fighter. 

Fear is good when used to an advantage, but when used to fuel adrenaline and anger, it is only a temporary protection.  That is not discipline, but a short-cut to depleting energy.  Non-fighters so often put across these everyday tactics, but it’s idiocy.  Experienced discipline teaches real fighters – Anderson Silva, BJ Penn, Fedor Emelianenko, Georges St. Pierre, Lyoto Machida – that being composed throughout is the only way to be.  When some decent fighters – Diego Sanchez, Wanderlei Silva – jump around and face-fight, they are just wasting energy on a hoax because no one can fight effectively angry and adrenaline filled.  Look at how Diego Sanchez pretends to foam at the mouth; it’s hilarious and one of the most childish and corny acts in sports.  It’s a waste of focus, too, if it’s not actual adrenaline.  An old trainer I noticed at one gym used to make the fighters swallow a mouthful of water when they got emotional saying, “You need to water down the adrenaline and act like a man.”  It probably has less physiological effect than symbolic effect, but it sticks.  Adrenaline is a hormone (Epinephrine) that offers a short burst of enhanced performance, but it has worse down-sides.  When the adrenaline runs out, after seconds, one’s body feels drained.  If you’ve ever been in the ring, you would intimately understand that adrenaline hurts more than it may have helped for its 45 seconds or so.  Anger works the same way; it is a contradiction of discipline.

The Ultimate Fighter (TUF) television show is the ultimate display of average guys, most of whom are not real fighters, who act like neighborhood meat-heads who want to think they could fight.  Regardless of their backgrounds, if they could fight it would be good enough.  But most of the guys play up the whole pro-fighter facade without the actual meat-and-potatoes approach.  They continually copy the maddened ring entrances and Tito Ortiz-like jumps and arm-shakes.  Who helped rehearse that act and what was that about even then?

For the approach to fighting, they usually follow the basic tenets of the ground game, but TUF contestants are almost unanimously lost in their stand-up games because they seem to think of it as a tough guy contest.  Most of them fight on their feet exactly like average fighters in the street.  They wail and flail, and they seem to fight off of adrenaline, speeding up the tiring process and leaving themselves open to getting knocked-out.  They need to absorb the idea that all of fighting, from beginning to end, is about science and composure. 

Like most people, some of these wanna-be fighters are just not real.  But if some children can do it, if these guys put their minds to it, a few of them might actually be able to do anything.  But know that it’s going to take more than just believing they can.  And even if they really believe it, heart pounding, tearing, and yelling on their walk to the ring, they might be lying.

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For all fighters, the proper approach to fight time and the feeling-out process is listed below:

  1.  A good night’s sleep before the fight, but not more than one’s usual.  Too much sleep can cause migraines, dehydration and, ironically, lethargy.
  2. Eat a small meal. Carbohydrates are ideal.  (Check with trainer.)
  3. Rehydrate if need be.  Drink specific sports drinks, but don’t gorge yourself.  Drinking too fast can hurt your body.
  4. Relax until fight time. 
  5. As the fight nears, increasingly start to warm-up.  Depending on the routine, many fighters start this 1-2 hours before fight time.
  6. Do not put vaseline on your body, as it will tire the muscles.
  7. Perform warm-ups in a steady pace.  Don’t overthrow or over-exert. 
  8. Do not get hyper.  Continue to be relaxed.
  9. When you approach and get in the ring, contain yourself.  Don’t engage in any stupid pre-fight theatrics.
  10. If you stare-down your opponent, don’t put a contrived effort into trying to psyche him out. It can waste energy and it can only help a seasoned fighter realize you don’t know what you’re doing.
  11. Considering that a game plan may be unavailable if you are fighting a random opponent, when the bell sounds, first and foremost be prepared to get bum-rushed.  Keep your long-distance tools ready (front kicks, jabs, side kicks, sprawls) and be ready to make quick moves to the sides.
  12. Most non-beginners won’t bum-rush, so this is when you start the feeling out process.  Jab with meaning.  Slowly offer jabs at the hands, chest, shoulders, and go up and down with it.  Don’t throw slow jabs.  Don’t over feint.
  13. Give your opponent looks early.  Make him show what he’s intending on doing.  But hide your intentions.
  14. Even if he’s not gaining on you, throw some hard shots mixed with quick shots, but make them look the same.  The trick is sitting on some and not sitting on others.  This can keep him thinking.  It may confuse him by being hard to time.
  15. Deploy a game plan from what you’ve learned from the feeling out process.
  16. Continue to be relaxed.

12 More Reasons You Should Hate MMA, Too

rogan2by A O’Toole

In summary, you should hate MMA because of the Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC). So the list goes:

  1. Joe Rogan.  He just has no good criticisms.  Who would have anything worth saying with a mouth full of meat and bung-hole?
  2. BS Scoring.  I’ve been in a bunch of brawls and one on ones, and if a guy was leaning on someone’s hip against a fence it didn’t mean he was winning.  Cage control and ground control is moot when nobody’s submitting and nobody is getting pummeled.
  3. Bruce Buffer.  What a hack, underachieving half-brother desperately chasing the shadow of Micheal Buffer, a real announcer.  The snapping, exaggerated, trying too hard, circus introductions are so apropos for this WWE showcase.
  4. The best fighter in the world is in Strikeforce.  Fedor is the boss.
  5. The limiting rules.  It used to be the limited rules, but that’s when the UFC was realistic.
  6. The lies. The UFC is a hype machine fooling millions of people that these guys are really elite.  It’s not refined enough yet, so there are plenty of bums among the good guys.  The UFC promotes for idiot fans and a lot of punks.  The cheap heavy metal music is proof enough.   The mediocre is sold as spectacular.  Roy Jones wouldn’t have been fooled that Forrest Griffin was a main event fighter.  Even most of the bums Roy fought had proven records, not 16-6.
  7. Dana White.  What a jerk.  He is like a Nazi.  He cares nothing about the growth of mma.  He matches up guys against their best interest and he makes judgments to ban people for mishaps that are irrelevant to fighting.  That’s business, but it doesn’t actually help the sport.  His tyranny allows him to criticize Anderson Silva for not being exciting – Silva’s job, as a legitimate sportsman, is to win and that is it.  He’ll whine and pout like a spoiled, bratty college kid who didn’t get to max-out mommy’s credit card.  And fighters have to prove themselves to him?  Check the TUF series in which he asks for fighters to sacrifice their dignity and to “beg the best” for a shot.  White needs checks and balances to offset his idiocy.  Fighters need personal representation and not to sign their potential careers away to a circus act that is the UFC.
  8. Joe Rogan. Did I mention that he is a cheerleading groupie who sucks-off all the fighters?
  9. The Ultimate Fighter (TUF).  What a bunch of coddled, upper-middle class hicks who think they’re tough because their high schools each had 500 or so kids who they were tougher than.  Anyone could try out for TUF, get lucky, and show up on the UFC.  Where is the humility that is born from really being a fighter and knowing that there is always someone tougher than you are?
  10. Football-like paint on the face hyped ring walks.  Any fighter knows to stay calmer than these psyched up morons.  You don’t have to psyche yourself up, you’re in a fight.
  11. There is only one Anderson Silva. It’s not his fault crap competition is making him think he could box Roy Jones.
  12. Soft chins. Wow, I don’t want to hear the small glove argument.  When you have guys getting knocked out with jabs, a la Kimbo Slice, you know there is a huge problem with the weeding out of chumps in mma.  When a boxer realizes his chin is as weak as some mma guys, he doesn’t even turn amateur.

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